Democrats do Gilligan's Island

Lately I have been thinking of all the really stupid things that liberals have said and done over the last decade and it occurred to me that they had become much like the old TV show, Gilligan's Island (with 2 differences). They are a collection of incompetent oddballs. They drifted far off course and are now shipwrecked. And they have no idea how to get back. Their crazy, misguided efforts to return keep collapsing as a result of their foolish mistakes.

The major differences being: 1) the TV show did laughs on purpose, and 2) on TV, the professor was the only one on the island who had a clue. In today's liberal political version, the professor is insane.

My suggestions for the cast:

Gilligan -- Howard Dean
The captain -- pick one from Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, or even Michael Moore
The Professor -- Paul Krugman
Thurston Howell -- George Soros
Mrs. Howell -- Barbara Streisand
Ginger -- Cameron Diaz, perhaps Gloria Steinem (wasn't she a Playboy bunny?)
Mary Ann -- Hillary (although that is really unkind to Mary Ann)

If you want to weigh in with your own choices for cast members, leave a comment or send an e-mail.