Testosterone Blues (this is funny)

Heh. Heh, heh, heh. Heh, big time.

This is a great take on the declining testosterone levels in American males. Read it all, but here is a flavor:

Don't get me wrong, I don't believe that all is lost. There are plenty of manly Americans still around and if we focus on their example we can save the next generation. It's important that we separate the real men from the pretenders so the youngsters understand the qualities of true masculinity. Norman Schwarzkopf, Colin Powell, Peyton Manning and Hillary Clinton are all fine examples of American manhood.

And:

Contrary to what women may tell you, a real man does not fear commitment. He may lack the attention span to commit for very long, but he doesn't fear it. A truly masculine American is not intimidated by a strong successful woman - in fact, he finds her earning potential very attractive. All successfully married men are tough guys. Any wimp can get a divorce, but it takes a real man to keep a woman interested when he's losing hair on his head and growing hair in his ears.